If you have been following my blog (and fee fie fum! if you haven’t) you would know THE struggle in my life. How my first book Burnt Toast was a lucky fluke, written with a toddler on my knee and a baby crawling dangerously close to the wires at my feet. And now I want be the next Aravind Adiga. Maybe. If only I could find a rags-to-riches, third world fiction story that seems to scare foreignors so much that they bestow awards and money on you to make you feel all better. Why should only the IT guys make money from the ‘India story’?
So I cleared my space (threw a mass of papers and printers that seemed to be magically floating on four pillars to discover little- seen table), found a tranquil space and time (waited for kids to go to school), and got ready ( bought 2 new shiny, pretty notebooks and 3 sets of multi-coloured pens) and waited for inspiration to strike.
And waited….and waited…..
The best authors write from their childhood experiences. Think ‘catcher in the rye’ and not ‘assholes finish first’ here. So I delved into the farthest memories of my childhood hoping to discover some innocent, struggling , Indian ‘desh ki mitti’ kind of recall that could be stark and alien to sympathetic foreignors.
There was only one problem. Try as I might to conjure images of open and dusty maidans and ice golas, I could only remember concrete flats, dollops ice cream and burgers. I pushed my mind towards deprived children in blue pinafores, jute bags and studying under street lamps and it stubbornly threw back images of uniformed dresses, gated playgrounds and elaborate assembly functions. I wanted to think of ‘hum honge kamyaab’ and ‘ek chidiya’ and it supplemented those images with ‘Papa kehte hain’. ‘Another day in paradise’ and ‘Remember the time’.
I finally had to admit that my childhood was very ordinary. And global. We didn’t even have a full time servant whose oppression I could make into the Indian version of ‘Help’. If there is anyone who is oppressed in Mumbai its my sexagenarian mom who is held to ransom by no-nonsense ‘ek kaam ka hazzaar rupaya’ kaamwaaalis.
The only deprivation I could think about my childhood was the lack on entertainment we had as kids. We used to wait for the 9′o clock serials the whole day and thought ‘mungerilal ke haseen sapne’ was hilarous. The weekend movie and Star trek was a really big thing. We played all afternoon and read books over and over till we had them by-heart.
Yep, that’s my whole childhood.
So much for the ‘India story’.


“Try as I might to conjure images of open and dusty maidans and ice golas, I could only remember concrete flats..” OMG! that cant be India!! it has to have an awful family, cheating husbands ( this is recent invention), mothers who were oppressed and in turn abused you, uncles who liked to touch you a lot… Lady, If you wanna sell your book like hot cakes, thats the formula!!
Read NYT, TOI and zillions of expat blogs.. the misery of India is more tempting and believable than reality. I am not saying India is Utopia but I am angry at the way my country is portrayed.
thanks for the advice-thinking hard now
so now…? no book? awww….
What’s fiction for? Conjure up an evil teacher, the bossy elder sister who finished your fries, that fat class-mate who stole your pretty erasers. And then you grow up to become insanely sexy and successful and kill them all :p
er…i think i was the fat classmate.
but thanks for the advice
I loved Mungerilal ke Haseen Sapne too. Why don’t you create a contemporary Mumgerilal based on your childhood (TV) Mumgerilal and let your imagination bloom?
you gave me a great idea-thank u!
Sometimes ordinary stories also do extraordinary jobs….It’s not about how ordinary was our childhood, it’s about how childish we were then…
Nice post really loved it.
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Sometimes ordinary stories also leave an extraordinary impression on hearts…
It’s not about how ordinary our childhood was but it’s about how childish we were then…
Nice post..really liked it by heart..
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he he he he ! I still haven’t come to the phase of fantasizing a fiction coz I don’t have that mindset as of now! So won’t be able to advice you.
But I’ll wait for your fiction update!
that makes two of us!
haha, I agree with Purba. Conjure up a few characters, the dimpled boy who thought he stole every girl’s heart in school, the cricket captain who agonized because his was the only school where people celebrated basketball more than football, the mature man who works in a travel company right opposite your office … err of course these characters bear no resemblance to my life…. cough anyone I know at all! Of course not!
Enjoyed reading it, umm.. “Yuppie (?). My my, you really should think of changing your name from yuppie to something a little less dramatic, for lack of a better word
haha! now i think you should write a novel
Maybe I am, maybe I shall
all the best- lets compare notes!