I know we’re supposed to turn the other cheek,

I know its better to let go,

I know its better to forgive and forget,

But today’s just not that day!

We all have them in our lives. Our number one cross for the time-being. It maybe your boss, it may be a critical relative, it may be your bitchy peer or it may even be your partner (there are days). For some evolved people it may be a politician or a corporate CEO or a terrorist. Or the lech who stares at you in the bus. Or your neighbour’s dog who yaps all night. Or the kaamwali who turns up late everyday. Or the watchman who…oh well you get the picture!

Today is the day to give back. Even if only in your imaginary world.

So step back, close your eyes, raise your hand high (at this point, its prudent to make sure you are alone -u will be looking quite crazy). And with all the force you can muster, SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!!!

There, there. Feel better? Take a deep breath and relax.

PS: Statutory Warning: Sparing use only. Anger and frustration are injurious to health and can lead to unforseen consequences